BEWARE MY ARMY OF TINY AUTOBOTS (and one tiny Megatron)
heh, well that explains why I couldn’t understand it. Russian always seemed like an interesting (if daunting) language to me.
Daunting? =D As a native speaker I’m flattered XD
All languages are interesting I think. Let’s take Burmese for example… This language even more analytic than English! No adjectives? No grammar categories, like AT ALL? Yeah, lots of particles instead… This language, eh…
"it was an evil organization"
"they used nuclear weapons"
"someone sent a spy inside our government"
"it was organized crime"
WHY NOT GET CREATIVE AND HOW ABOUT NOT PICKING FUCKING RUSSIANS FOR EVERYTHING
Thank you, darling :* so tired of that shit, its unbelievable
really wan t to read what you have to say but cannot read, cannot even translate with babelfish. what language is this
I’m Russian, and this is the Russian language =D
The reason automatic translators can’t translate it is me playing with words and making them loooonger… But there is really nothing interesting. I made a note for myself so I wouldn’t forget about THIS FOLDER ON MY DESKTOP (and that’s what written in caps lock in the original text, by the way). I didn’t make it private because private posts don’t show on dashboard. There are more chances for me to see it on dashboard.
Also, it’s in Russian so people usually don’t pay any attention to it =) There are no Russians in my followers (I think? if there are - show yourself!) except one girl… And she is used to it because I do the same on my Russian page X)
Миллион миллион миллион алых роз
Из окна из окна из окна видишь тыыыы
Тыыыыы, чёртова зараза, почему я про тебя постоянно забываю! Так, рано или поздно всё равно наткнусь на этот пост…
ПАПКА НА РАБОЧЕМ СТОЛЕ
я спокоен и умиротворён
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
some of my favorite tags:
some more gems:
this post just gets better and better
What a gag
Ahem. Somehow OP still managed to make almost 500k notes while ‘not being funny’ =D
What kind of country is Norway? What are those wild lands? The Northern sky cools its cities. Its people aren't afraid of the cold. The Northern sky cools its cities. We're sailing there.
Ferry to Norway (Copenhagen - Oslo). June 26th, 2014.
So, I wanted to ask if any of you collect movie flyers. Is anyone up for flyer swap?
There are more flyers now - this photo is almost 1-year-old. All of them are in Russian. Half of the films are Russian, and some of them have never been released in other countries. Two or three flyers are exclusive only to local theatres of my town.
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
2: Where does your OC work?
Leonid (Lyonya as an informal name; Leo as a variant). I use him in different stories, but everywhere he is a medical student or a future medical student.
The Translator. Well, she is a translator…
What a SURPRISE. She works at translation agency. Her specialization is ‘publishing’, but half of the time she translates legal acts and such (language pairs are English-Russian, French-Russian, English-Polish). By the way, the title of this story is The Art of Translation.
Antoine (Toine for short) and Tudor. Both are aviators. Antoine is also a Prince (that’s a job and it’s really hard, too), though I think that his more correct title is German Fürst (in Russian I used Knyaz). The title of this story is The Vampire of the Prince’s Castle (I mentioned it as omega-verse once).
Sergei. A courier. And sometimes a freelance translator (language pairs are mostly Russian-Czech and Czech-Russian, occasionally English-Czech). After the story (Familiarity with Urban Legends, as I mentioned before) he decided to enroll in the local Guide Course.
Estel Itinere, Lorphy Dite and Rina Lavery. All of them work for The Organization. Intelligence Department, specifically. Though Estel also is a Crown Prince and Rina is… oops, spoilers.
44: What color eyes does your OC have?
Leo and Lorphy Dite. Indigo. They have the same eyes’ colour because at some point of my creative life they were one character…
Jake Gray [DP OC]. Aqua. And glowing!
Antoine. Light grey… With hint of blue maybe… Depends on light I think.
Tudor and Rina Lavery. Forest green.
Irina. Light brown. They look unusual with her blond hair…
Sergei. Usually green, practically emerald when he turns into a cat (yeah, he can do that).
Speedstar [TFA OC]. Red! =>
Estel Itinere and Rantel Itinere. Blue-green. Rantel’s eyes are a little greener then Estel’s. By the way, he is Estel’s father.
Terry Leony. Pure light blue. He’s from Adelfa world, too.
Terry Hautte. Blue. Still Adelfian…
Kristina Tkachenko. Grey. Not Adelfian but it’s a character from the same novel.
Schware Kinwoff. Blue-grey. Not Adelfian but it’s a character from the same novel.
Vult Teniry. Pearl blue, a little misty. Adelfian!
Phew. More questions? I love questions!
13: What is your OCs earliest memory?
Let’s start with characters from my latest story Familiarity with Urban Legends (published a month ago).
Irina (Ira for short; Irena as a variant). Witchcraft. Which is not strange because she is a young witch, whose mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, etc. were (and some still are) witches. So, one of her earliest memories is about seeing a ritual.
Sergei (Seryozha as an informal name; Sergiusz and Serge as variants). Considering that he had grown up underwater, before he decided that he likes to live on land too… His earliest memories are sights of the Vltava and Prague from the water surface.
He is such a Little Mermaid, isn’t he?
The next characters are from my earliest but unfinished novel about the world called Adelfa.
Estel Itinere. His earliest memory is of his father’s hands. The Adelfians have strong links with relatives, especially with parents. Estel’s mother hadn’t had a chance to hold him much before her death, and that means that his need to be close to his only remaining parent is really strong.
Lorphy Dite. I have no idea about his earliest memory. He hasn’t, either. Well, he has some faded memories about crying for his mom at night or how he didn’t like that blanket with ugly print… But these memories sound so early that he couldn’t possibly remember them. He thinks he thought them up or something.
Rina Lavery. She was three when her mother started to teach her alphabet. The memory of reading with her parents is her earliest. She was so happy to show them letters that she could recognize…
Aaand that’s all for now. I have an idea for drawing with one last character and I’ll try to draw it later. I would still answer questions! Ask if you want =)